Think Twice 02 by The Judges
C - ANSIE PRESENTS: " - " - S !! - . - DER HANSIE PRESENTS: - THINK TWICE II - WELL, I'M BACK. I JUST COULDN'T STAND IT. FORCING YOU TO BOREDOM WITHOUT THOSE WONDERFUL JUDGES DEMOS. I HOPE YOU SAW - , BY WHITE. IT MIGHT HAVE EXPLAINED SOME THINGS ABOUT THIS LINE OF DEMOS. IF NOT, I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU (ONCE MORE) ... - THINK TWICE DEMOS ALWAYS USE SOME KIND OF ROUTINE TO MAKE ANOTHER ROUTINE A LITTLE EASIER TO WRITE (THIS SCROLL). THE ROUTINE USED HERE IS CALLED - FLEXIBLE LINE DISTANCE - FOR SHORT. THIS ROUTINE WAS ENTIRELY DEVELOPED BY WHITE FROM THE JUDGES. THIS ROUTINE MAKES IT POSSIBLE TO ENLARGE THE DISTANCE BETWEEN TWO CONSECUTIVE (WOW, WHAT A WORD) SCREEN LINES. A VERY PRIMITIVE VERSION OF - IS USED BY SOME PEOPLE TO MOVE THE ENTIRE SCREEN. (LIKE IN TIGER MISSION FROM KELELINE, AS WE DISCOVERED LATER). - OF COURSE CREDITS MUST GO TO TMC FOR TELLING US IT WAS POSSIBLE TO MOVE THE SCREEN (WITH THE USE OF D011). - ALLOWS ME TO MAKE SUCH A SCROLL, WHICH SCROLLS ONLY ON THREE (3) SCREEN LINES. - IS USED TO MOVE THOSE THREE LINES UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND ... - NO MUM, I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT THAT, NOT AT ALL. JEEZ, YOU MOTHERS ARE ALL THE SAME. NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE, THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT. - SORRY 'BOUT THAT. MY MUM'S A BIT OLD FASHIONED. - WHAT WAS I TALKING ABOUT ? OH YEAH, THE SCROLL. THE CHARACTER SET WAS DESIGNED BY THAT GREAT GUY, DER HANSIE. SORRY ABOUT THE BRACKETS (()), BUT I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE MAKING REAL ONES. THE QUESTION MARK HOWEVER, IS JUST GORGEOUS. IT'S ALSO FAT, BUT A QUESTION MARK, JUST AS A WALLET, IS ALLOWED TO BE FAT. - THE MUSIC COMES FROM KNUCKLEBUSTER, AND WAS MADE BY ROB HUBBARD. I CAN HEAR YOU ALL SCREAM: 'OH NO, NOT AGAIN', BUT I HAPPEN TO LIKE IT. A LOT AS A MATTER OF FACT. - NOW THAT I'M TALKING ABOUT MUSIC, I MUST TELL YOU THAT - HUBBARD TRACK II - IS COMING. I'M ALMOST FINISHED WITH IT (A SOLO PROJECT, FOR THE JUDGES). ALSO SOON TO COME IS (AT LAST) - YES, RHAA LOVELY II. SO ALL YOU PERVERTS OUT THERE, GET YOUR TOWELS READY, PUT YOUR MONITOR WHERE YOU CAN SEE IT FROM THE BATHROOM, TELL YOUR PARENTS TO GET LOST AND, ABOVE ALL, DON'T TRY TO VIOLATE ANYONE WHILE ENJOYING THIS UTTERLY DISGUSTING PIECE OF FRUSTRATION. - AS YOU MIGHT HAVE GUESSED: - AND NOW: THE ONLY PIECE OF THIS TEXT EVERYONE'S INTERESTED IN. THE GREETINGS ! - HELLO TO YOMMY (ARE YOU STILL HAVING THE AFFAIR WITH THAT OLD HAG ?), TPE #1 (IS THE # OK ?), THE GENIUS, TMC, THE DUTCH USA TEAM (YOU DID A GREAT JOB ON VAINQUEUR !), THE FINAL SOLUTION (EITHER STOP SMILING ALL THE TIME, OR GET RID OF THAT DISGUSTING TOOTH. DON'T WORRY, ONLY THE 16 INJECTIONS HURT ... IF YOU GOT A GOOD DENTIST. IF YOU SHOULD GET RID OF IT, YOU'LL APPRECIATE RHAA LOVELY II EVEN MORE !), MY DENTIST (HE'S A NICE GUY: I SWAPPED 11 LOUSY TEETH FOR 14 PERFECT ONES. FAKE, BUT STILL ...), JNP (I HOPE YOU RECEIVED OUR LETTER AND DISK) AND ZZAP!64 (THANKS FOR SHOWING EVERYONE THAT NOWADAYS HOLLAND IS THE LEADING COUNTRY IN COMPUTER DEMOS. I'LL BET SOME OTHER DUTCH GROUPS CAN AGREE WITH THAT.) - I FEEL LIKE INSULTING SOME PEOPLE. I THINK I'LL START WITH SOME PEOPLE AT MY LOCAL COMPUTER CLUB ... THERE'S THIS GUY, WEARING A DARK BROWN, LEATHER GESTAPO COAT (GESTAPO, YOU KNOW, THOSE 85 YEAR OLD SONS OF BITCHES WHO HAD, FOR 5 YEARS, GOD ON THEIR SIDE). ANYWAY, WHEN THIS GUY'S AT THE CLUB HE IS DRUNK, HE IS GETTING HIMSELF DRUNK, OR HE TALKS LIKE HE'S DRUNK. AND WHEN HE TALKS HE USES WORDS LIKE 'INTEGRATION', 'ALTERNATIVES', 'UEBERHAUPT' (NOW WHERE WOULD HE HAVE PICKED UP THAT WORD ?), 'VOTES OF CONFIDENCE' AND SO ON. AND IF HE DOES AS MUCH AS TAKE A (BAD) BREATH HIS G. COAT MAKES ALL KINDS OF REVOLTING NOISES. WHEN THERE'S A DISCUSSION HE KEEPS SAYING THE CLUB MUST MAKE THE YOUNGER MEMBERS MORE INTERESTED IN THE CLUB AND HE WANTS TO TRAIN THEM TO FORM A CADRE (A CADRE IS A GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY'RE HITLER). AND HIS WIFE IS EVEN WORSE: EVERY DAY SHE IRONS HER FATHER'S BROWN SUIT. THE SUIT IS IN PERFECT CONDITION 'CAUSE HER FATHER ONLY USED IT FOR FIVE YEARS. AND BESIDES, HER HUSBAND MIGHT NEED IT ANY DAY NOW ... EVERYONE RESPECTS THIS ASSHOLE BUT WHEN I SAY A FOUR LETTERED WORD CALLED 'HEIL', THE WHOLE OF HOLLAND PROTESTS. TALKING ABOUT ASSHOLES ... - DON'T GET ME WRONG: I DON'T MEAN THIS TO BE SOME KIND OF JOKE, I'M SERIOUS. - OH BOY, I'M GETTING TOO SERIOUS. TIME FOR A JOKE. DID YOU KNOW THERE'S A DISEASE THAT'S EVEN MORE DEADLY THAN AIDS ? WELL, THERE IS. AND IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT IS READ THE - SCROLL CAREFULLY. N NOW SUM TEXT 4 DOSE COMPYOUNE'ERS. BET U THORT ''WOT THE 'ELL IZ E TAUKING 'BOUT''. TO B ONEST, ITZ - ENGLISH, N IME GONNA GO ON WI I RIGH NOW. (JERKS) - NO OFFENSE, BUT I JUST DON'T LIKE THAT KIND OF 'LANGUAGE'. I KNOW, I KNOW, THERE MAY BE SOME MISTAKES IN MY TEXT, BUT I DON'T CARE. YOU CAN AT LEAST UNDERSTAND IT WITHOUT READING IT OUTLOUD. - WELL I GUESS THAT'S IT FOR NOW. WITHIN A COUPLE OF HOURS I CAN BEGIN ON THE SCROLL TEXT FROM - HUBBARD TRACK II - , SO I'LL STOP WITH THIS ONE. JUST BEFORE I GO I MUST SAY I FORGOT TO MENTION SCRUNK TOTALLY, SO HERE IT COMES: - (I HOPE I SPELLED IT RIGHT.) SEE YOU (C U FOR JERKS) IN - HUBBARD TRACK II - . - DER HANSIE IN 1987, FOR THE JUDGES - :MM " -